I almost forgot my briefcase!
it contains important lab results
I just want to reblog this eVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING IN EXISTENCE
She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before
She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.